Like any fair worth the entrance fee (€20 for the family), there were also competitions in many categories: poultry, steers. horses, sheep, vegetables (inlcuding the all-Ireland potato), jams and other contrivances.
And lest that not be entertaining enough, there was music and dancing!
But this wasn't your average county fair, for this was all crammed into one day, tucked into the Wicklow hills in a town called Tinahely. And even if the town was of moderate size, the show it hosted was huge. The YouTube video of the previous year's show ran a full 12 minutes, and it wasn't dragging. This was like the Shasta County Disctrict Fair (the fair of my childhood, by which I measure all such events), but because of the compressed timeline, everything happened at once.
Having been dragged slong to the county fair many a time (my parents often manned the historic schoolhouse exhibit), I could easily have skipped this, but there were two compelling reasons to go, and it wasn't the cryptic signs reading "Tinahely Show, Bank Monday" in red letters.
Nope, it was word of mouth. While road bowling, a moment of weak folly found me returning to the place a week later for a meetup with Tom, the red-headed shepherd. For he had seen me picking bits of wool off the barbed wire fence and wanted to know if I would like some wool. Turns out he had a few relics in his herd from the times when Irish sheep were raised for their wool (they are principally meat animals now), and he had a couple of fleeces he'd rather see go to yarn, rather than off to China (they pay him a paltry €1.50 per fleece). And so it came to pass, in front of the Lacken General Store, that Tom moved not one but two full raw fleeces from the back of his truck to the back of my car.
Once home, we snuggle up to the computer and start digging: Yup, there it is, the Tinahely Show. I click on the video, and am thinking, yes, this looks mildly interesting, when we see the ducks. It is one of those only-in-Ireland moments, and we know we must go. To the duck races. In the mud.